Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Kanga who?


It is a well known fact that Kangaroo's are professional boxers and live in Australia.

They can bounce very well, give birth to microscopic grubs and have a penchant for packed lunches.

It is not a well known fact that some Kangaroo's have to live in detention centres, like this one, on tiny Islands of the Coast of Australia.

These are the Kangaroo's who have been found convicted of drink driving, refusing to call women 'Sheila' whilst insinuating everyone else is a flaming Galah, and for throwing too many shrimp on the barby.

It is in these hostile and unwelcoming detention centre's that they are weaned off their fosters addiction, taught the correct use of colloquialisms and how to drive safely while under the influence of barbeque food.

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