Twig

Of course somethings never change.

Trotters madness is one of those things.

The form of the madness can change in itself however adding new dimension to the insanity you experience.

As such, the world moves on.

Martha has become obsessed the channel 11's 'The Dog Whisperer' celebrating the quiet work of Los Angeles Ceasar Milan, the worlds foremost dog psychologist. As such we watch every episode, every evening as soon as Martha returns from Varnes.

I think that Martha hopes that we can glean some hint, or method, in which to subdue Trotters madness.

It has is some small way helped.

Through Ceasars tutelage we have stopped Trotter barking at you when you make sandwiches. In turn, he no longer barks at you when you eat pizza.

It hasn't stopped him barking at the broom however, and Trotters hatred of the mop bucket lays unabated.

It is said that from small acorns tall oaks grow.

I think with luck and perseverance we may end up with an unkempt bonsai.