Some people have asked me how much I love Trotter.
'How much do you love Trotter?' they say.
I love him so much, I reply, that I do not mind when he sits on my bare feet and his little hairy testicles nestle against my skin.
Thats a lot of love my friends.
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Friday, November 17, 2006
Social Housing
There have been bangings on the estate of late, in the darkness.
Bangings, and drillings and sawing, all under cover of the night.
We all wondered what it could be that was causing the bang and drill and complained about the noisiness of the entire affair, we stood in our windows with nosy neighbour syndrome and twitched our nets in a dissatisfied way.
But last night all was revealed as Andre finally proudly uncovered Hercules new delux hand built kennel to stunned estate.
The kennel is 6feet tall and then four by four.It has a raised floor with underfloor heating, it has satelite TV and a jacuzzi for Hercules bitches (when he gets older of course).
Martha was so impressed by the kennel she asked Andre if there was any possibility that she could use it as her retirement bungalow, but I don't think Hercules will want to share.
Bangings, and drillings and sawing, all under cover of the night.
We all wondered what it could be that was causing the bang and drill and complained about the noisiness of the entire affair, we stood in our windows with nosy neighbour syndrome and twitched our nets in a dissatisfied way.
But last night all was revealed as Andre finally proudly uncovered Hercules new delux hand built kennel to stunned estate.
The kennel is 6feet tall and then four by four.It has a raised floor with underfloor heating, it has satelite TV and a jacuzzi for Hercules bitches (when he gets older of course).
Martha was so impressed by the kennel she asked Andre if there was any possibility that she could use it as her retirement bungalow, but I don't think Hercules will want to share.
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