A Descent of Woodpeckers.

'Fing', asks Trotter,' what would you call it if it was a group of sharks, is it a shaol?'

'No', says Fing, 'That would be a Shiver of sharks'

'It is?' says Trotter, then thinks for a while. 'And hippo's, what is a group of Hippo's called'

'A Bloat', says Fing, casting a sideways glance at Truly Scrumptious Lulu, the chubbiest Dog in the West.

'Bears?'

'a Sloth

'Giraffes?'

'a Tower

'Ravens?'

'an Unkindness

'And Me, Fing, what would a group of me be?'

'Well now Trotter, I think you'll find that would be a Chaos', says Fing, before swanning out of the door in his new leather swimming trunks and black afro wig.