Conference

Fing has been at a Fishmongers Conference this week. As some of you may be aware he used to work in a sardine canning factory.

Unfortunately he and the foreman never saw eye to eye and Fing was forced to resign. Its a very great shame as he loved that job.

Fing has been discussing new ways to fillet fish. He has talked about depletion of cod stock and fresh water salmon farms. He has joked with the fishmongers and swapped fishy tales with them. He thinks that its a great shame that Captain Skipjack isn't attending the conference as he feels he would probably have the best storys to tell, but then remembers that he's still recovering from the weekend and all the rum and probably wouldn't have been the best guest speaker afterall.

Last night he sang on the kareoke and amazed everyone with his samba dancing. He drank white wine spritzers and chatted up the bar maid. He then realized that he was far more drunk than he had imagined so snuck off to his room where, this morning, he woke up in the bath.