POOCHIES
Likes: Being pissed on by Labradors and golden retrievers, pressing her slavering jaws up against the windows of high speeding sports cars.
(poochie, poochie, poochie)
Dislikes: pea's, being bitten on the ankle by stoat's
(Poochie, Poochie, Poochie, Poochie)
Age: Older than the hills
(POOCHIE!)
Vital Statistics: White and black, cataracts, 12 inches tall be 16 long.
(p, p, p.....)
Habits and problems: Occasional pissing on bed clothes and foot stools when unhappy. Leaping around in an excitable fashion. Drooling on your foot.
(POOOOCCCHHHIIEEEEEEEE!!!)
Distinguishing features - Occasional cling on's when she has a poo (Rather lively when trying to remove), improbable extensive tongue, no teeth, moults like a cunt.
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