Today the pets are going to Cuddesdon Village fete. Trotter is sitting impatiently at the door, waiting for Shane to come and pick him up. He doesn't know what he might find at the fete, although Fing has told him there will be a bouncy castle and a white elephant.
Trotter is confused about the white elephant and hopes he doesn't get loose and trample everyone to death by accident.
Fing has made a packed lunch, and has made everyone their favourite sandwiches. Trotter has cheese, Giggsey Girl the stupid slug face has jam and peanut butter, Tutz has tuna, Fat Boy Faggot has houmous and roasted vegetables in a panini, Lulu has bacon sausage and egg, Fing? Fing has pilchard with watercress. He has packed the sandwiches in a wicker basket, along with some bottles of pop and some crisps.
'What else will be there Fing?' asks Trotter from the doorway.
'There will small ponies with ribbons in their manes for children to ride round the field, says Fing, there will be ferrets in boxes and goats to stroke. There will be hoardes of old ladies standing at stalls will samples of home made chutney and scones. There will be piglets and lambs with big blue 'best in show' rosettes around their tiny, doomed, throats'
'Why are they doomed' asks Tutz from the kitchen top.
Luckily at that point there is a knock on the door and Shane arrives to whisk the excited pets away for their day out.
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