Addicted

'You're just not old enough to understand the lure of a packet of ginger nuts Trotter my friend', says Fing, reminiscing over a cup of tea and a hob nob, 'once, ha! Once, I ate a whole packet in one sitting!'

'that can't be good for you though mate', says Trotter from the doorway,

I'd wasn't under the suggestion of a fitness instructor!' laughs Fing from the sofa, 'I just couldn't stop, dunked one biscuit, then the next! Before I knew it the entire packet was gone and yet still I wanted more!'

'Who would have thought it?' purrs Faggot from the grate, 'Ginger nuts, the crack/cocaine of the biscuit world'