Fancy Dress

I tell the pets that they have been invited to a fancy dress party.

"What is Fancy Dress?" asks Trotter, so I show him this picture of a pug on his way to a Harry Potter theme night.



Trotter looks at the picture then looks at me.

"If you try to do that to me, he says, I will chew off your hands and leave you with bleeding stumps"

Trotter will not be going to the Ball.