Quackers

It is not common knowledge that there are more ducks than human beings in the UK.

This is no where more apparent than the streets of Oxford, where the overcrowding has forced the ducks on to the streets.

Here we can see a troupe of street ducks by the Westgate Car Park. When I spoke to them they told me they had been begging for crusts and spare change.

So much for lending a sympathetic ear.

The little fuckers mugged me and made of with my sandwiches.