The Weekend

Fing plans a weekend free from football. Martha is away and as he is the oldest pet in the house he is in charge.

He has decided that on Saturday he will gather all the pets on the grass outside the house and will teach them samba.

In the Evening he will cook everyones favourite food on the BBQ and then they will watch a film (He makes a mental note to avoid Interview with a vampire after the last fiasco with Vampire films, Trotter and black capes.)

Sunday he might take the others punting. It is a weekend filled with coutless posibilities and incredable joys.

Tragically, he has failed to notice Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face and Trotter wheel a keg of ale into the house, they have much different plans for the weekend.

There may be trouble ahead.