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Trotter has spent the day thinking.

He doesn't think of much as we know, most of his time is spent pondering single questions such as

'When will Martha be home?'

'How much urine have i got in my bladder, as it seems quite a lot and i don't know if that's normal for such a small shabby dog'

'.................'

'What am i actually thinking about?'

Today he has been wondering why the gate has fallen off and if it had anything to do with him, as he is quite certain that whether it has or not, he will somehow get the blame.

After a day of deep thought he decided to push the mood lamp off the side in front of us when we got home so to be sure he got the blame for exactley the right thing.