Warning!

This is a warning to everyone!

Do not be complacent!

There is a Street Duck near you waiting for you to leave the house so he can break in and make off with your bread and soft furnishings!

This is a warning!

I found this drake outside Varnes front door where he had been busking with a banjo and tap dancing. All of it a ruse to distract Varne, so as soon as she left to go up town he could whip in and help himself to tea and cake.

Street Ducks are nefarious by nature!

Street Ducks are devilishly deviant!

Street Ducks do not wade into water!

Street Ducks will take the shoes off your feet, the clothes off your back and will shit in your front yard for good measure!

This has been a Street Duck warning from the institute of moral turpitude.