Book of the Month club

This week the pets of Preachers Lane bring an assorted bag of delights to your table.

This week Fing is reading 'Peter Pan' by J.M. Barrie, Fing is of course the eternal 'Boy' and likes the thought of flying all around the place in a small green jerkin and pants.

Faggot is reading 'The Moons a Balloon', David Niven's autobiography, he admires David's stylish sophistication and debonair charm.

Tutz is reading 'Button Moon and the Singing Hotpants' by I.Allen. A must for all Kylie fans and those fond of consuming narcotics.

Lulu is reading 'The drawing of the Three' by Stephen King, because she's a bit of a dark horse like that.

Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face is reading 'The Golden Witchbreed' by Mary Gentle, As she is fascinated by the concept of living in a post-nuclear society where you don't develop a gender until you are 13.

As a one off special treat for member's, We have arranged for a series of 'signing' sessions with Trotter.

He will be sat by a small desk in the entrance to Waterstones and will be more than happy to nibble a corner off any paperback purchase and rip your bag out of your hands before pissing up the table and leaving.