'I want to own a Chocolate Factory!!!!' barks Truly Scrumptious Lulu, the chubbiest dog in the west.
'I want to meet a Big Friendly Giant!!!'' says Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face.
'I love Matilda', purrs Fat Boy Faggot from the bath.
'I live in a Giant Peach and have outsize grubs and assorted insects for friends', says Tutz to her friend, the Spider, who lives upon the wall.
'I am a Pernicious Knid!', says Fing
'Fantastic Mr Fox? I'm CRAZY like a Fox!' shouts a spinning Trotter from the kitchen.
Well, i'm afraid I don't know about any of that, but to me, every day in Preacher's Lane is a Tale of the Unexpected.
