Count down to D Day

All over the south of England people wait with baited breath for drag night.

In Portsmouth Prior try's on his best turban and pretends to be Eartha Kit.

In Cuddesdon Shane can't sleep with excitement and lays in bed looking longingly at his long blond wig.

In Jerico Stuart sits on the internet chatting on Gaydar. What no one knows is that all he has on is a pair of fishnets, his wig and is drinking a campari and soda.

Damon wonders where he will get changed when he arrives from London.

In deepest Hertfordshire Lorna practises her magic tricks and thinks about her glamorous assistant.

Fing has on his new fetish gear and is parading around the bedroom admiring his reflection in a full length mirror.

Tutz is smirking to herself thinking she may win a champagne prize in her cunning outfit, yes, she is coming as Chairman Mao (or is that Chairman Miaow? She chuckles to herself before snorting some more ajax)

Lulu is coming as a cup cake, Giggsey Girl the stupid Slug Face in full combat gear. Fat Boy Faggot is a shiny centurion, and Trotter?

Well, we've got to have one surprise on the night!