Tiffinys

Fing and I had been lying in my bed for some time discussing the Popes inconcieved (insane) comments about the Prophet Mohammed and Fings view that the Pope is an anachronism when Martha suddenly appeared on the landing as if she had just blown in like Mary Poppins.

'Martha!', I exclaimed!

'Fing would very much like a fried breakfast with bacon and eggs please'

Martha looked at us and said,

'He can knob off, i'm going gardening'.

Fing and I looked at each other and Fing said, 'well, you see how she is?'

and I had to agree.