Guest Pet of The Week - Milly

Milly

Likes: Chewing small bits of wood, lazing by the fire and eating Honey Roast Glazed Hams - whole.

Dislikes: Being wet and Anne Robinson

Age: Unknown

Distinguishing features: Small lump of black fluff with dangerously rabid eyes

Habits and Problem Behaviours: Prone to backcombing her hair and singing along to Tina Turner, hogging the fire and belching in front of guest's.