Truly Scrumptious Lulu, the chubbiest dog in the west and Tutz have gone to the cinema to eat popcorn and watch 'The devil Wears Prada'.
Trotter and Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face have gone to field in the middle of no where and have donned camouflage outfits, goggles and sturdy footwear and are haring around a field shooting paint balls at each other.
Captain Jack is pulling Lucas By Day, Duncan by night, across the sitting room by his back leg.
In Cuddesdon, Louis Vitton is sitting patiently by the mole hill waiting for the stupid velvety mole to stick his great big whiskery nose out of the hole so he can bite it. Resonance is in the field teaching the cows netball.
Tiny Margz is painting by numbers while Poochies sleeps in a little furry heap on her bean bag.
Axl is bored, nose pressed against the patio door glass wishing he was out running in the fields beyond the back fence.
Fat Boy Faggot and Fing, the cat I can't forget, have been shopping. They have brought socks and pants in Primark, chocolates from Thornton's, DVD's from Virgin and Sushi from Sainsbury's. They are now at home drinking Tea and Fat Boy has his paws in a bowl of warm soapy water to try and stop them aching.
At Varne's Ginge sits on the side in the kitchen and watches Varne patiently while she cooks dinner and wonders if it will be fish for dinner tonight.
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