Why?

Have I told you that Fing has taken to waking me up just before 6am every morning?

I can only wonder at his motives and reasons.

Then, If I knew the reasons and motives behind all his odd behavioural patterns I could probably become a famous cat psychologist and travel the world persuading illmanned and unrepentant cats to behave in a seemly and pleasant manner.

Of course, the other option is that he's an artifact of an alien intelligence sent here to test me.

If so the aliens must think the worlds a totally fucked up place.