Grave News

We at Trotter and Fing were extrodinarily excited to read about an Ostrich that has terrorizing villagers in Cornwall.

The naughty bird has taken to leaving its home and visiting the local graveyard where it like to read the tombstones and eat all the floral tributes left by bereaved relatives.

Unfortunately the Ostrich has taken exception to the bereaved and has taken to chasing them out of the graveyard.

All except for one elderly man called Edgar, who apparently turned round from his wifes grave and saw the Ostrich eyeing him up.

'what are you doing here?' he asked the bird, then fed him some grass. The Ostrich was immediately taken with eccentric Edgar and they have taken to meeting in the Graveyard for informal chats and to play chess.