Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Sometimes She

Sometimes Giggsey Girl the stupid slug face sleeps on top f the TV and is warmed by the hot air coming from the radiator.

Sometimes Giggsey Girl likes to force her body through a tiny gap in the kitchen, through which she can access a collapsed set of drawers that should actually open out into the sitting room. It is in these drawers that she keeps her collection of marbles and bits of string, and is also her favourite hiding place as none of the other cats know about it.

Sometimes Giggsey Girl travels to an alternate reality through an old pipe in Thelma's garden, where she is a tax inspector and seizes peoples particulars in the name of the law.

Sometimes she likes to tap dance while listening to the work of Miles Davis.

Sometimes she goes paint balling with Trotter.

Occasionally, when the opportunity arises, she particularly enjoys sitting in large cardboard boxes and laying in wait for the other cats. It is at this point that she likes to jump out and scare the willies out of them. This can often result in a nasty swipe round the back of the head from the aggrieved party.

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