Belief

Contrary to the belief of idiot cuntryside alliance fox hunting morons, Fox's do not enjoy being chased for miles across open countryside by a bunch of wankers on horseback then being ripped to pieces by a bunch of slavering dogs.

Fox's much prefer getting into hen coups and killing all the chickens, just for fun.

They like upsetting the countryside alliance by killing pheasants designed for the shoot.

They like to tap dance in the moonlight and listen to free style jazz concerts without paying to get in.

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could round up all the aforementioned idiot hunters, strip them naked, then chase them for miles across open countryside and all cheer with great enthusiasm when they got ripped to shred's by a pack of slavering dogs?

I mean, come on! Not only would it resolve the fox hunting issue but would also halve unemployment in the countryside.

Surely it's worth thinking about?