Panto

Martha has returned from her annual festive trip to hell and back, in which she is forced to travel to Hereford to visit her cruel and unusual stepmother, the evil Betty.

In a scrip similar to a pantomine, Martha, like soome hard done by Cinderella, is forced to help the spiteful and malicious stepmother back to Oxford.

Unfortunately Betty never turns into a pumpkin, or receive the just desserts of all fairy tail baddies, but continues to prosper in her beautiful abode packed full of antiques.

Yo, and verily, it is such that only the good die young and Betty is infact 700 years old and has a pact with Be-elzebub, in which she never ages and in return has agreed to inflict torments on all around her.

Poor Martha.