'BBBRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr', Trotters teeth chatter in the icy mist of the morning, 'Bbbbrbbrrrrrrr'
It is so cold that all the spiders webs have frozen solid and are likely to shatter if touched.
This means that all the spiders are in temporary accommodation in Thelma's Rosemary bush and are being served soup in plastic cups by volunteers from the Red Cross. Trotters is very concerned as some of the spiders are elderly so he is helping to drape the worlds smallest blankets over their 8 spindly legs and is helping them to sit old cushions donated by the public.
This time of year is not just about getting pissed with your mates, its not just about presents and Father Christmas and being with your family.
Think about all the homeless people out there, shivering in the cold.
To be fair, you all know I don't give a shit about the homeless, but remember that the homeless have dogs. So if you see a shivering homeless person in the street with a homeless dog sitting next to them, perhaps you would like to think about popping into Sainsburys and buying that dog some food, or a toy or a treat.
To be fair, you all know I don't give a shit about the homeless, but remember that the homeless have dogs. So if you see a shivering homeless person in the street with a homeless dog sitting next to them, perhaps you would like to think about popping into Sainsburys and buying that dog some food, or a toy or a treat.
A Dog is for Life, not just for Christmas.
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