And so we are in a wierd place, half way between the 2 biggest piss ups each year.
Christmas has passed, Trotter has been recovering from all the excitement by being played soothing music and having cold compresses applied to his hot forehead by Fing.
Tutz and Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face have gone to the Christmas sales and come back with all kinds of unusual crap that they were very pleasd with.
Lulu is sulking as she was given a stripy T shirt saying 'Cutie - Pie' which Martha has been forcing her to wear. She finds it slightly incongrous that she should be a cutie pie with a cuban cigar hanging from her mouth and a half finished bottle of Jack next to her. She is sulking in the sitting room watching Stepford Wives, which she is finding bizzarely entertaining.
Fat Boy Faggot is having a lovely bubble bath and is reading Agatha Christies 'Murder on the orient express' He has a glass of champagne on the edge of the bath and his head is encased in a shower cap to keep his ears dry.
The pets are not sure what they will be doing on New Years Eve yet, will it be the Brewery Gate? Probably.
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