Fing doenst believe in guilty pleasure. He adores pissing openly, in public and preferably with an audience to witness his naughtiness. He likes to sit and smirk, especially if he has upset Trotters by peeing in his toy boy.
Trotter can derive no pleasure, innocent or guilty, from his toy bag and is so upset he has taken to barking at the vases in the grate.
Fat Boy Faggots guilty pleasure is cheese sauce, and as such, you need to keep the lid on the pot until you've served dinner otherwise, small whiskery indentations and lick marks can be seen on top.
Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug face likes nothing more than knawing the ends of chocolate bars and sucking the exposed milk chocolate.
Lulu, the chubbiest dog in the west loves to read Jackie Collins novels, so we wont dwell on that.
Which leaves Tutz.
Tutz has only one love. Her scratchy pole which is now so hair infested and ripped that i may be forced to burn it in the back garden as a harbinger to spring and get a new one from Argos.
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