Since the world moved on and i dropped my last computer, smashing the motherboard, new characters have entered the world of Trotter and Fing.
One of these is the infamous Mr Cod, Varnes older brother.
Mr Cod is best know for trying out 'new raises', he works for the pikeys and likes to drink special brew at 8am in the morning.
He is known as Mr Cod because he closely resembles the cod in a multivitamin advert who winks in a lascivious manner to the viewing public.
Mr Cod came round one day in a drunken fashion and proceeded to torment Lulu (the chubbiest dog in the west), we tried to warn him, but to no avail.
He was feeling the heat of a hot summers evening and went to the sink and doused his head in cold water, smoothing his hair back.
He returned to the sofa and the disagreeable Lulu, and proceeded to torment her.
We warned him again!
Watch out! we cried, she still has 2 teeth!
He wouldn't listen, he wouldn't be told. She bit him, fair and square on the nose. Pierced it in fact.
He looked up in complete surprise, blood streaming down his face, as his previously damped hair stood up in a mohican.
It has to be said that for a moment we thought the Prodigy had made a surprise appearance as martha cried ' Oh! its the fire starter!'
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