Doris

Trotter and Fing have just retruned from a trip to Norfolk in Fings Ferrarri. They had travelled to the Hillside Animal Santuary to see their sponsered animal Doris the Duck.

They reminisced about when Hillside first opened and the kind owners used to knit tiny wollen pullovers to stop the ex-battery hens getting frost bite on their little naked extremities. They took a walk around the paddocks and chatted to the horses and pigs.

Then a stranger tried to make off with them thinking that they too were little rescue animals. Obviously this kind individual didn't realise that Trotter and Fing are ex superhero's and are probably the least likely animals in the world to be rescued. Trotter explained that they had a home to go to , and pointed out the shiny ferrarri and so the altruistic stranger adopted a goat instead.

http://www.hillside.org