Trolly of the Unexpected.

One day Varne went to Sainsburys with her lovely tartan shopping trolly.

She pushed it all the way to the lift then stood next to it as they went up 3 floors. She pushed it through the shopping centre and then up to the fag counter to buy her fags. She put a basket on top of the trolley and pushed it round the shop.

She got to the checkout and unloaded all the shopping then pushed the trolley past the cashier and opened it to put the shopping in. At the bottom of the trolley looking up at her was Ginge, her ginger tom.

'Oh, you cunt' she said.