Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Trotwear


Trotter has developed his own range of Soft Furnishings, Accessories, Clothing and Shoes.

Should you desire the latest in newly savaged standard lamps then TROTTER is the Dog to see.

  • He can shred your cushions and tear up your throws.
  • He can pull over lamps and chew up the shades.
  • He can piss up your furniture and poo in your rooms.
  • He can re-design expensive designer footwear and toss pillows in the air.
  • He can nibble at your ankles and create individual and exciting bite marks in your jeans.
  • He will get in your wardrobe and ravage your bags.
  • Leave your sunnys on the table and he will snap them in two.

Trotwear, for all those who want to emulate living in a squat and looking like a Jakey.

Trotwear.

There is no sense.

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