Friday, March 31, 2006

Royal Wedding.



At last Fings flower arranging skills have been recognized for the genius that they are.

Fing has been asked to do the arrangements at the latest royal wedding. There he will tweak the roses and prune the privets and a myriad of other florist fancies.

There will be glads and chrysanthemums, lilies and cactus, tulips, daisies, orchids and sweetpeas. Being a genius he will incorporate palms and dates, oranges and bananas, and perhaps throw in a pineapple for good measure.

It will be a veritable cornucopia of delights.

Trotter will be invited along after the main event (in the capacity of professional maniac) to run amok in the marquee pulling all the plants and flowers out of their pots.

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