Trotter sits and watches Fing as he gets ready for his Samba dancing classes and thinks 'I bet you look good on the dance floor'. Trotter has an epiphany and realises that he really likes the Artic Monkeys and shoot's off into town to buy the CD.
Fing waxes his whiskers, straightens his bandana and practises a few walking samba steps whilst listening to Englebert Humperdink's 'Quando, Quando, Quando'. He wonders if he has yet captured the knee action, body sway and pendulum motion required to make his dancing look effortless and carefree?
He twists and turns, throwing in some slip action, then a turn, forwards, then a back motion! In this crazy like a fox samba dream he holds Carmen Miranda in his arms and he's wearing a large headdress covered in plastic fruit.
Footsie watches from under the bed and wishes Fing would fuck off so she can finish waxing her bikini line.
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