I was making my sandwiches for work this morning, as you do, and I turned away from the bread board, for like a split second, to get the mayo out of the fridge.
You can imagine my dismay when I turned round to find Fat Boy Faggot and his great big fat furry butt cheeks sitting on my bread?
Well, i've bought sandwiches now. Mind you, it could of been worse, it could of been the time that I went to get my sandwiches out of my bag at work only to find that my boy, Fing, had pissed in it. Vile.
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