Small Grey Cat with eyes like saucers and a pan-face seeks gainful employment.
Previous experience includes
- Lurking in airing cupboards
- Disturbing strangers by appearing suddenly in the dark
- Pretending to be horrifically startled by your appearance even though she knew you were coming up the stairs
- Thundering around like a baby elephant
- Looking cute by lying on her back then disembowelling the hand of anyone stupid enough to try and stroke her
- Making strange chirping sounds, unique to herself
- Hiding under beds in order to attack your feet
Any offers given due thought and consideration.
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