In a former life Fat Boy Faggot was a member of the S.A.S..He felt no fear as he parachuted in over enemy lines carrying his own body weight in provisions and equipment.
He considered it no object to attack tank regiments in extreme desert conditions, or to spend days wading through swamps breathing through a reed.
He has defused bombs, interrogated suspects and rescued fuckwit Christians form horrific dungeons across the globe.
After a career of bravery for which he was awarded the F.C. (Feline Cross) he retired and now lives in a maisonette in Oxford.
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