Sometimes Axl hates being the biggest dog in the world. It is difficult to play gently when your legs are 3 foot long and tipped with sharp claws. Its difficult to play when you are the size of a pit pony and you can knock people over just by looking at them.
You get shouted at when you jump on the bed to say good morning and knock the wind out of people by landing on their stomachs. You get shouted out when you leap onto bare limbs and scratch them open with your claws. You really get shouted at when you nip people out of excitement.
But the worst thing in the world, truly the worst thing, is that its a total bitch getting shoes to fit you.
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