Audaces Solum

As you are aware Fing does not like to be restrained in any way, and as a result has learned to open all the doors and windows in order to set himself free, to be liberated, just to be out, not told what to do be his human oppressors and all that jazz.

However some days he cant be bothered to force himself out of the kitchen window after wrestling with the Venetian blinds.

Some days he tires of turning the key in the lock.

Some days he miaows, and miaows and miaows in a loud and penetrating voice until you can bear it no more and you release him as a release on your eardrums.

Such as this day, when I let him out into the garden on a rainy day.




Fing was not amused. He sat and watched the rain, tail twitching in a highly irritated manner. He sat and he watched, he watched as he sat, then finally he could bear it no longer.

He asked to come in.


Contrary little bastard.