Sunday, January 21, 2007

Gardens

Today Martha has decided that we will dismantle the pagoda in the Garden. The plan is that the pagoda iss moved back, towards the house, and it will be covered with a nice green baize, providing shade for the sitting room and for those sitting underneath.

Varne has her metallic ladder, Fly has an assortement of spanners and screwdrivers, Martha is stood around giving instructions.

Fing is sitting on the fence with a large piece of paper on which are drwn the plans to the pagoda, he has decided that it would perhaps be better to just pull the thing down and build a new one, but when Martha has decided something must be done, something must be done.

Watching the proceedings is Trotter, who is obviously not allowed to help due to his problems with pot plants and is also watching from the safety of his pig pen.

Giggsey Girl the stupid slug face has a tool belt on and is helping Fly by putting the old screws into her pockets. Tutz is watching from the bedroom window with a hint of surprised madness and uncertainty, what are they doing? Why? Why?

Lulu is in the kitchen making tea for when everyone is finished, and Fat Boy Faggot is having nothing to do with the proceedings as he is doing his nails in the bath.

Trotter is not happy by it all and is barking like a crazy bastard.

As you can imagine, its more noisy than standing next to Niagra Falls, but not as nice to look at.

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