In her childhood, Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face always dreamed of being a ballerina.
She attended Ballet classes full of haughty Siamese with their perfect spindly bodies, who looked down their pedigree noses at poor Giggsey Girl and her robust, compact, frame.
They looked elegant in their points and Tutu's whereas Giggsey Girl just looked faintly ridiculous with her fat little black thighs almost eclipsed by the mesh. She tried so hard but when you're a sturdy girl you just cant be a ballerina.
She instead went on to become a champion kick boxer and a black belt in karete.
Go Giggsey Girl the Stupid Slug Face!
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