Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Chef for the memory


Some of you may be aware that Trotter has become a fashion consultant for would be drag queens.

This can make for very exciting evenings at our house.

Like last night for example, when Filipa Hole came round for a cup of tea and a spot of cross dressing.

Trotter advised on a lovely camisole and French knicker combination, and by God! He was right!

Trotter was so pleased with his creation that he went quite spare, barked uncontrollably at the table and savaged a cushion, all in the space of 10 minutes.

He then went to write down his findings in his fashion encycopedia, along with matching swatches of cloth and pencil drawings of the design.

Next week Trotter will dress Filipa in sack cloth with horse hair pants and a roughly hewn hessian hat, just for good measure.

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