Smaug

Giggsey Girl the stupid slug face luxuriates on the beautiful new satin cushion that Martha has bought for the Dragon Chair.

Giggsey is obviously very pleased that Martha has bought a new satin cushion for the Dragon Chair as it is extremely comfortable and sets off her stupid shiny body a treat.

The rest of us cannot help but be concerned that the red stain cushion, with the slug on top, will be akin to a red rag to a bull to Trotter. With his aversion to cushions and his dislike of Giggsey being comfortable in the lounge this is an accident waiting to happen.

Our concerns lay with the Dragon Chair, an antique that has been in the family for centuries, all carved from ebony and extremely old.

Martha thinks it should be on display, despite Trotters propensities, and is throwing caution into his deranged furry face by adding the red satin cushion, which in turn tempts the slug, who Trotter doesn't like to be comfy, on top of the chair.

I cannot help but fear there may be tears before bedtime.